Spite House Games — Socials and traffic
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Socials and traffic
The half Amazon cannot see — and on this business the half that makes the demand, because at an $8.87 order there is no budget to buy it.
The site figures are smaller than they first look. Similarweb reports 38.7K visits, but the label on that number is a three-month total rather than a monthly one — so the store runs about 12.9K visits a month, and is down 39% on the month before. 2,859 of those arrive from Google, almost all of them landing on a single how-to-play page.
- Own-site visits: ~12.9K / mo — 38.7K reported over three months, not one
- Month on month: −39% — Similarweb, read 9 Sep 2026
- Of which organic search: 2,859 / mo — August 2026, across 220 ranking keywords
- Organic peak: 8,257 / mo — April 2026 — down 65% by August
- Google Ads spend, ever: $0 — Zero paid keywords in 17 months
- Domain authority: 6 — 53 backlinks from 42 domains
Off-Amazon presence
- TikTok — @spitehouse_games: 45.4K followers · 5.2M likes The engine. 359 videos, and the account was created on 30 November 2024 — six weeks after the domain and seven weeks before the first Amazon listing. The content came first and everything else was built behind it.
- Instagram — @spitehouse_games: 20K followers · 245 posts The mirror, at less than half TikTok’s following. Its pinned post — 20 October 2025 — carries 549,228 likes, and Amazon revenue went from $69,700 in October to $278,800 in November. Note the handle: @spitehousegames without the underscore is an unrelated Seattle studio.
- YouTube — @SpiteHouseStudios: 46 subscribers · 83 videos Joined 25 June 2025, and the channel’s own description says it is “reposting all of my viral TikTok content, literally phoning it in”. 83 videos against 46 subscribers is what a channel looks like when nobody is pretending otherwise.
- Own store — spitehousestudios.com: ~12.9K visits / mo Shopify, 37 products from $5.99 to $39.99, live since 4 April 2025. The core deck sells here for $12.99 — the same deck is $6.97 on Amazon, 46% less. Whatever the reason, the cheaper channel is the one doing the volume.
- Organic search — 220 keywords, one page: 2,859 visits / mo Six of their top ten keywords land on one page: the how-to-play rules. It ranks #2 for “go f yourself card game” against 27,100 searches a month — but rules-page intent is people who already own the game, and a single URL carrying the whole organic position is a single point of failure.
- Linktree — SpiteHouseGames The TikTok bio’s destination, joined April 2025. It routes to a bundle builder, an expansion-notification signup, a Walmart listing for a USAopoly edition of the game, and a contact address. No Facebook link — the store’s own story page says they will not use it.
- wouldyoukillhitler.com Registered 20 February 2021, and still the support address on every legal page of the newer store. An earlier venture folded into this brand — its game is on the shelf here as “I Would Kill Hitler” at $29. The operator has five years of history, not eighteen months.
Where they rank on Amazon
| Listing | Toys & Games | Dedicated Deck Card Games | Rating |
|---|
| Go F Yourself! and its four re-cuts | #190 | #9 | 4.5★ over 2,958 ratings |
| Go F Yourself Mom! | #14,665 | #315 | 4.6★ |
Rank rather than keyword position, because Amazon publishes no search volumes and localises its results to whoever is looking — a scraped keyword rank is worth less than it appears, while best-seller rank is printed on the listing and is the same number for everyone. It moves daily: the hero listing read #190 and #9 on 10 September 2026 and #484 and #26 the day before. Five SKUs share one parent listing, which is why they share a rank.
Search presence off Amazon
| Term | Where | Rank | Volume / mo |
|---|
| go f yourself card game | Google | #2 | 27,100 |
| go f yourself | Google | #3 | 18,100 |
| go f yourself game | Google | #5 | 14,800 |
| gfys | Google | #12 | 5,400 |
| go f yourself cards | Google | #5 | 2,400 |
| go f yourself card game near me | Google | #3 | 1,600 |
| how to play go f yourself | Google | #2 | 1,300 |
| where to buy go f yourself card game | Google | #6 | 1,000 |
| spite house games | Google | #1 | 880 |
Read 9 September 2026, across 220 ranking keywords. Every term they hold is a branded one — the phrase, the abbreviation, the store name — and nothing generic ranks at all. Volumes are a keyword tool’s model built from rank data and clickstream, not a count Google published.
Two of these numbers are attention and none of them is a sale. The follower counts, the visit estimates and the search volumes are all real measurements of interest, and nothing public connects any of them to an order on Amazon.
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