Spite House Games — Revenue
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Revenue
Keepa’s badge history shows the shape of a gag gift’s year. December is four Christmases’ worth of a normal month in a single month. January loses 82% of that in four weeks, and the six months after it are the rebuild — which reached a new non-holiday high in August.
One SKU is the business. The re-cuts at $12.99 and $19.99 are the attempt to sell the same object for more, and two of them have yet to sell at all.
Go F Yourself! — the original Grown Up Go Fish (B0FMGJSSXT): $55,760 a month at $7
Go F Yourself Boomers! (B0FLCJSFJP): $11,691 a month at $13
Go F Yourself Mom & Dad! (B0GVKVZDR7): $9,995 a month at $20
Go F Yourself America! (B0H1XPC49K): $7,996 a month at $20
Go F Yourself Jesus Christ! (B0FLCSBZ2V): $2,598 a month at $13
Go F Yourself Mom! (B0GT64XJVT): $1,299 a month at $13
Go F Yourself America Blue! (B0H1XWG51R): $650 a month at $13
Go F Yourself America Red! (B0H1XM57YZ): $0 a month at $13
Go F Yourself Dad! (B0GT69P836): $0 a month at $13
“Sold / mo” is Amazon’s own badge, which is why every row reads n+. Revenue is that band times the buy-box price, so each row is a floor rather than a measurement.
Revenue is a floor and profit is a ceiling. Profit is revenue less cost of goods, Amazon’s fees and modelled ad spend of about 12% of revenue, with returns and overhead both set to zero — so nothing here has been taken out for the things a real month takes out.